Practice case files

Start with the weird thing your pet actually does.

Pick a case type, then tell Dr. Pawsworth the details. These are prompts for better, funnier diagnoses — not a lecture from a serious clinic.

Doorbells, hallway noises, invisible enemies, one suspicious leaf.

Scratching, biting, knocking things down and acting like it was science.

Crying, pacing, door-watching, guilt-inducing performance art.

New people, new pets, new rooms, old grudges.

Sudden pickiness, dramatic sniffing and the possibility of a better dinner.

Zoomies, sock obsession, staring contests and tiny household coups.

If your pet is injured, ill or in real danger, skip the joke and call a vet. For the strange everyday stuff, Dr. Pawsworth is ready.