Every pet is innocent until Dr. Pawsworth says otherwise.
Start with the weird thing your pet does. Dr. Pawsworth will convert chaos into a diagnosis you will probably want to screenshot.
🐶 The midnight opera
Barking at ghosts, doorbells, socks or the existential weight of being a dog.
🐱 Furniture crimes
Scratching, biting, staring at you while pushing one object off the table.
🏠 Separation drama
When leaving the house becomes a full theatrical production.
🙈 The tiny haunted roommate
Hiding, suspicious side-eye, guest anxiety and new-pet household politics.
🍽️ Food negotiations
Suddenly picky, intensely dramatic, possibly negotiating for salmon.
🐾 “Is this normal?”
Zoomies, weird rituals, sock obsession and other emotional paperwork.
A couch, a monocle, and your pet’s latest nonsense.
- Name the suspect. Dog, cat, rabbit, bird, hamster or mysterious other.
- Describe the incident. What happened, when, how often, and who looked guilty.
- Receive the diagnosis. Dr. Pawsworth explains your pet’s emotional storyline.
- Share or upgrade. More pets, more diagnoses, saved history, cards and certificates.
Example from the practice files
Case: “Luna screams at the doorbell, then hides like she did the taxes wrong.”
Dr. Pawsworth: “Classic Doorbell Goblin Response with a secondary Shame Spiral. Luna is not broken; she is simply a tiny security consultant with poor stress management.”
This is a fun AI pet diagnosis, not medical advice. If Luna is sick, hurt or in danger, call a real vet.
Because pets are weird, and Dr. Pawsworth makes weird feel personal.
Free gets you started. Plus and Premium are for people with repeat offenders, multiple pets, printable certificates and a worrying need to know what their cat is plotting.