Every pet is innocent until Dr. Pawsworth says otherwise.
Start with the weird thing your pet does. Dr. Pawsworth will convert chaos into a diagnosis you will probably want to screenshot.
🐶 The midnight opera
Barking at ghosts, doorbells, socks or the existential weight of being a dog.
🐱 Furniture crimes
Scratching, biting, staring at you while pushing one object off the table.
🏠 Separation drama
When leaving the house becomes a full theatrical production.
🙈 The tiny haunted roommate
Hiding, suspicious side-eye, guest anxiety and new-pet household politics.
🍽️ Food negotiations
Suddenly picky, intensely dramatic, possibly negotiating for salmon.
🐾 “Is this normal?”
Zoomies, weird rituals, sock obsession and other emotional paperwork.
A couch, a monocle, and your pet’s latest nonsense.
- Name the suspect. Dog, cat, rabbit, bird, hamster or mysterious other.
- Describe the incident. What happened, when, how often, and who looked guilty.
- Receive the diagnosis. Dr. Pawsworth explains your pet’s emotional storyline.
- Share or upgrade. More pets, more diagnoses, saved history, cards and certificates.
Example from the practice files
Case: “Luna screams at the doorbell, then hides like she did the taxes wrong.”
Dr. Pawsworth: “Classic Doorbell Goblin Response with a secondary Shame Spiral. Luna is not broken; she is simply a tiny security consultant with poor stress management.”
This is a fun AI pet diagnosis, not medical advice. If Luna is sick, hurt or in danger, call a real vet.
Because pets are weird, and Dr. Pawsworth makes weird feel personal.
4,000+ pets have already entered the practice. Free gets you started. Plus and Premium are for people with repeat offenders, multiple pets, printable certificates and a worrying need to know what their cat is plotting.